Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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