She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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