He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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