what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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