Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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