I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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