Only a mothe r could love this liver
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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