Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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