You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
