If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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