reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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