just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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