he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
