all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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