Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I've blown a few things in my day
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
