Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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