i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You can't motorboat a personality
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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