I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
