hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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