So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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