Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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