Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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