And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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