So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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