On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The uberlube is also flammable
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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