I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
accomplished twins. life is a go
love makes seman taste better
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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