WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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