You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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