im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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