I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.