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(253): View more from Washington

when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...

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(480): View more from Arizona

Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.

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(719): View more from Colorado

im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata

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(765): View more from Indiana

I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?

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