Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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