So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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