Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm passing your future prison.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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