But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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