It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
A+ Viking dick
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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