About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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