my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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