Whod you bang
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
