Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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