how hairy? two words: wookie tits
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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