I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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