Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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