This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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