Your tits are I can't wait for
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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