thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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