How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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