dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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