D3 body, D1 cock
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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