Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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