whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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