This girl is more easily done than said...
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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