O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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