She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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