4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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