Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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