I cockslap morals
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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